Affordable World Class Housing Now Available!
Lekki Phase seven estate (“The Magnificent Oaks”) is complete and now offering residential accommodation to interested parties. Located mere miles from the commercial centre of Lagos Island, The Oaks offers unparalleled living in four high rise blocks achieving a standard higher than the highest possible level of luxury living.
Our unique apartments come in three types: Deluxe, Super Deluxe, and Ultra Deluxe, fitting every family size and budget. All units have access to the garage, swimming pool, massage parlour and sauna, dry-cleaning services, and a fully furnished Olympic gym. Residents are also provided with a common play area, wildlife reserve, and for local flavour, a dedicated TV channel showing a live video stream of a rowdy market on the Lagos mainland.
The estate is domed with UV protected glass allowing only the optimal level of sunlight through.
Food delivery is available from any of eleven premium restaurants providing a variety of international cuisine and accepting payment in dollars, pounds, and euros shielding residents from handling unwieldy Nigerian money.
The Magnificent Oaks is surrounded by a barbed wire tipped fence with parapets at every corner. Searchlights mounted on each wall are equipped with infrared sensors and attached with automatic machine guns. Any human sized heat mass approaching the fence is automatically identified and shot.
Inside the gates, The Magnificent Oaks compound is surrounded by a moat. The reclaimed lagoon encompasses the estate as swampland creating a natural barrier we have laced with mines.
Using the latest in genetic engineering, we have acquired a laboratory-created dragon, that guards the bridge crossing the moat. It lives in the nest above the four towers swooping down to spew brimstone on invaders.
At midnight, klaxons sound out and steel ballast doors clang shut sealing the estate off from the dangerous outside world and keeping our residents safe until the morn when they open again.
Safety is our watchword and our primary assignment!!
Each resident of Phase five is fitted with a state-of-the-art biometric chip which grants them access to the estate and on-site amenities.
Should the ill-will of the less fortunate befall a resident of our fine community while they are outside the premises, we offer hostage retrieval services to kidnap victims with the biometric chips allowing us to pinpoint exact locations and send rescue. A heavily armed team of special ops soldiers will be airdropped at the identified position to pacify hostiles and extract our residents safely.
I know what you’re thinking: This is all nice, but what about electricity?
We are proud to announce that every living unit on the estate gets an unprecedented 10 hours of electricity daily. You never have to worry about going another full day without power.
Water can be ordered at any time during the day by pressing the blue button on your unit’s intercom. It is delivered up to your flat instantaneously by the assigned mai ruwas in Magnificent Oaks uniform and can be paid for with estate water vouchers.
Come be part of a new Lagos!